205 Funny Mean Names To Call Someone – Hilarious Insults and Roast Ideas

In every language, there are negative and mean words used to call someone, just to make them feel inferior. It’s common that we know plenty of positive words to appreciate or motivate someone, but we often go blank when we need to express negative thoughts about a person or their attitude. Sometimes, we don’t even realize how much we use negative words and how they can affect our conversations. Too often, we get hurt, and in response, we want to call someone a rude name. Have you ever thought about calling someone a mean yet funny name? I’m guessing your answer is yes!

It’s no surprise that emotions get hurt by bad attitudes and selfishness. We know some people can be arrogant or mean-spirited in their intentions. People betray their friends and family. In response to such rudeness, we sometimes resort to calling them names that reflect their complex thinking, filthy attitudes, weird character, and betrayal intentions. You might even call these names in a lighthearted way, especially for someone with a funny character or similar traits. Here’s a list of over 200+ mean yet funny names to call people who are not loyal in relationships. These people often see themselves as superior and are always on the lookout for weaknesses to insult others.

List of Funny Mean Names to Call Someone

A collection of witty and humorous mean names to tease and roast your friends, with just the right balance of humor and meanness! 😜

1. Absentminded
2. Always a Mess!
3. Animal
4. Annoying
5. Ass goblin
6. Bacteria
7. Barbarous
8. Barren
9. Bastard
10. Bitch
11. Bloody hell!
12. Blunder
13. Boorish
14. Brainless waste of space
15. Bugger
16. Bullshit
17. Burro
18. Butcher
19. Buttery
20. Callous
21. Captain america
22. Class clown
23. Cold-blooded
24. Cow
25. Crutchhhhhhh!
26. Cutthroat
27. Dead skunk
28. Desert rose
29. Dexter fakester
30. Dickhead
31. Dingbat
32. Dirty haystack
33. Dog-eat-dog
34. Douchebag
35. Douchecrease
36. Drum major
37. Dumb
38. Dumbo
39. Feeble
40. Flippers
41. Fuckface
42. Furious
43. Geezer
44. Genetically retarded
45. Greedy
46. Hard-fisted
47. Heartless
48. Hollow head
49. Imbecile
50. Impolite
51. Inhuman
52. Jerk tard
53. Kingkong
54. Loser
55. Malevolent
56. Meager
57. Meaner
58. Mediocrement
59. Merciless
60. Moron
61. Muggle
62. Narcissistic
63. Narrow
64. Negaton
65. Niggard
66. Ninny hammer
67. Nonsense!
68. Numbnuts
69. Oxygen thief
70. Panda
71. Pathetic parasite
72. Penny-pinching
73. Pinhead
74. Poker
75. Pompous
76. Proud lady
77. Prude
78. Puck
79. Puddle shit
80. Puny
81. Racist
82. Ruthless
83. Screwy
84. Scrimpy
85. Scrotum breathe
86. Scruffy
87. Scrutator
88. Scumbag
89. Selfish
90. Shell down cooper
91. Shit brick
92. Shitstain
93. Slow death
94. Slutty
95. Stingy
96. Swamp donkey
97. Swampy
98. The mask
99. The public enemy
100. Tight-fisted
101. Tranposo
102. Trash bin
103. Tubelight
104. Twat
105. Useless
106. Vice wise
107. Vomit fondler
108. Vulgar
109. Whispy headed noise machine
110. Window face

Animal-Related Witty Names

Check out these animal-inspired names that’ll bring some wild humor to your conversations! 🦁🐵

1. Bullshit
2. Burro
3. Anaconda
4. Dead skunk
5. Panda
6. Swamp donkey
7. Swampy
8. Snake
9. Spider
10. Shark
11. Scorpion
12. Crocodile
13. Bat
14. Komodo dragon
15. Wasp
16. Wolf
17. Alligator
18. Black widow spider
19. Hornet
20. Anaconda
21. Grizzly bear
22. Rattlesnake
23. Hyena
24. Piranha
25. Giant centipede
26. Silly Goose
27. Chatterbox
28. Cuddlebug
29. Monkey Munchkin
30. Goofball
31. Cheeky Chipmunk
32. Fluffy Bunny
33. Wacky Weasel
34. Playful Pup
35. Hooty Owl
36. Squirrelly
37. Quirky Quokka
38. Zany Zebra
39. Giggle Goose
40. Bumbling Bear
41. Clumsy Koala
42. Chuckling Chimpanzee
43. Hilarious Hyena
44. Giddy Giraffe
45. Jolly Jellyfish

Funny Food Names

A tasty collection of food-inspired names to dish out during those fun, light-hearted moments with your friends! 🍕🍩

1. Cupcake Cutie
2. Muffin Maniac
3. Pretzel Prankster
4. Broccoli Bandit
5. Popsicle Prowler
6. Cheesecake Champion
7. Tater Tots Tornado
8. Kiwi Kid
9. Gummy Bear Guru
10. Churro Chomper
11. Spaghetti Brain
12. Nutty Butter
13. Waffle Whiz
14. Snack Attack
15. Toasted Marshmallow
16. Baconator
17. Pickle Pal
18. Cheesy Puff
19. Sausage Smarty
20. Cookie Monster
21. Popcorn Prince/Princess
22. Cereal Killer
23. Donut Dynamo
24. Nacho Ninja
25. Ice Cream Connoisseur
26. Dumpling Diva
27. Pudding Prodigy
28. Pancake Picasso
29. Taco Titan
30. Sweet Tooth

Funny Profession Names

Explore these hilarious and quirky titles for professionals who know how to mix work with a little bit of mischief! 😜👨‍💻

1. Chief Fun Officer
2. Master of Mischief
3. Professional Procrastinator
4. CEO (Chief Entertainment Officer)
5. Office Ninja
6. Director of Shenanigans
7. Chief Laughter Engineer
8. Head of Silliness
9. Executive Jokester
10. Chief Slacker
11. Vice President of Pranks
12. Minister of Merriment
13. Chief Goofball
14. Professional Puzzler
15. CEO (Chief Entertainment Organizer)
16. Head of Hilarity
17. Chief Troublemaker
18. Director of Tomfoolery
19. Chief Smiler
20. Minister of Humor

As you can see, there’s a rude word for almost everyone. Feel free to come up with your own mean names to call someone. The name can reflect their rude, weird, or awkward personality. It’s a lot of fun too! The best name often comes when you discover the worst quality of a person and understand why they are so mean to you. If the person is a good friend, make sure you don’t hurt their feelings and keep it all in good fun.