In every language, there are negative and mean words used to call someone, just to make them feel inferior. It’s common that we know plenty of positive words to appreciate or motivate someone, but we often go blank when we need to express negative thoughts about a person or their attitude. Sometimes, we don’t even realize how much we use negative words and how they can affect our conversations. Too often, we get hurt, and in response, we want to call someone a rude name. Have you ever thought about calling someone a mean yet funny name? I’m guessing your answer is yes!
It’s no surprise that emotions get hurt by bad attitudes and selfishness. We know some people can be arrogant or mean-spirited in their intentions. People betray their friends and family. In response to such rudeness, we sometimes resort to calling them names that reflect their complex thinking, filthy attitudes, weird character, and betrayal intentions. You might even call these names in a lighthearted way, especially for someone with a funny character or similar traits. Here’s a list of over 200+ mean yet funny names to call people who are not loyal in relationships. These people often see themselves as superior and are always on the lookout for weaknesses to insult others.
List of Funny Mean Names to Call Someone
A collection of witty and humorous mean names to tease and roast your friends, with just the right balance of humor and meanness! 😜
- Absentminded
- Always a Mess!
- Animal
- Annoying
- Ass goblin
- Bacteria
- Barbarous
- Barren
- Bastard
- Bitch
- Bloody hell!
- Blunder
- Boorish
- Brainless waste of space
- Bugger
- Bullshit
- Burro
- Butcher
- Buttery
- Callous
- Captain america
- Class clown
- Cold-blooded
- Cow
- Crutchhhhhhh!
- Cutthroat
- Dead skunk
- Desert rose
- Dexter fakester
- Dickhead
- Dingbat
- Dirty haystack
- Dog-eat-dog
- Douchebag
- Douchecrease
- Drum major
- Dumb
- Dumbo
- Feeble
- Flippers
- Fuckface
- Furious
- Geezer
- Genetically retarded
- Greedy
- Hard-fisted
- Heartless
- Hollow head
- Imbecile
- Impolite
- Inhuman
- Jerk tard
- Kingkong
- Loser
- Malevolent
- Meager
- Meaner
- Mediocrement
- Merciless
- Moron
- Muggle
- Narcissistic
- Narrow
- Negaton
- Niggard
- Ninny hammer
- Nonsense!
- Numbnuts
- Oxygen thief
- Panda
- Pathetic parasite
- Penny-pinching
- Pinhead
- Poker
- Pompous
- Proud lady
- Prude
- Puck
- Puddle shit
- Puny
- Racist
- Ruthless
- Screwy
- Scrimpy
- Scrotum breathe
- Scruffy
- Scrutator
- Scumbag
- Selfish
- Shell down cooper
- Shit brick
- Shitstain
- Slow death
- Slutty
- Stingy
- Swamp donkey
- Swampy
- The mask
- The public enemy
- Tight-fisted
- Tranposo
- Trash bin
- Tubelight
- Twat
- Useless
- Vice wise
- Vomit fondler
- Vulgar
- Whispy headed noise machine
- Window face
Animal-Related Witty Names
Check out these animal-inspired names that’ll bring some wild humor to your conversations! 🦁🐵
- Bullshit
- Burro
- Anaconda
- Dead skunk
- Panda
- Swamp donkey
- Swampy
- Snake
- Spider
- Shark
- Scorpion
- Crocodile
- Bat
- Komodo dragon
- Wasp
- Wolf
- Alligator
- Black widow spider
- Hornet
- Anaconda
- Grizzly bear
- Rattlesnake
- Hyena
- Piranha
- Giant centipede
- Silly Goose
- Chatterbox
- Cuddlebug
- Monkey Munchkin
- Goofball
- Cheeky Chipmunk
- Fluffy Bunny
- Wacky Weasel
- Playful Pup
- Hooty Owl
- Squirrelly
- Quirky Quokka
- Zany Zebra
- Giggle Goose
- Bumbling Bear
- Clumsy Koala
- Chuckling Chimpanzee
- Hilarious Hyena
- Giddy Giraffe
- Jolly Jellyfish
Funny Food Names
A tasty collection of food-inspired names to dish out during those fun, light-hearted moments with your friends! 🍕🍩
- Cupcake Cutie
- Muffin Maniac
- Pretzel Prankster
- Broccoli Bandit
- Popsicle Prowler
- Cheesecake Champion
- Tater Tots Tornado
- Kiwi Kid
- Gummy Bear Guru
- Churro Chomper
- Spaghetti Brain
- Nutty Butter
- Waffle Whiz
- Snack Attack
- Toasted Marshmallow
- Baconator
- Pickle Pal
- Cheesy Puff
- Sausage Smarty
- Cookie Monster
- Popcorn Prince/Princess
- Cereal Killer
- Donut Dynamo
- Nacho Ninja
- Ice Cream Connoisseur
- Dumpling Diva
- Pudding Prodigy
- Pancake Picasso
- Taco Titan
- Sweet Tooth
Funny Profession Names
Explore these hilarious and quirky titles for professionals who know how to mix work with a little bit of mischief! 😜👨💻
- Chief Fun Officer
- Master of Mischief
- Professional Procrastinator
- CEO (Chief Entertainment Officer)
- Office Ninja
- Director of Shenanigans
- Chief Laughter Engineer
- Head of Silliness
- Executive Jokester
- Chief Slacker
- Vice President of Pranks
- Minister of Merriment
- Chief Goofball
- Professional Puzzler
- CEO (Chief Entertainment Organizer)
- Head of Hilarity
- Chief Troublemaker
- Director of Tomfoolery
- Chief Smiler
- Minister of Humor
As you can see, there’s a rude word for almost everyone. Feel free to come up with your own mean names to call someone. The name can reflect their rude, weird, or awkward personality. It’s a lot of fun too! The best name often comes when you discover the worst quality of a person and understand why they are so mean to you. If the person is a good friend, make sure you don’t hurt their feelings and keep it all in good fun.
Absentminded
Always a Mess!
Animal
Annoying
Ass goblin
Bacteria
Barbarous
Barren
Bastard
Bitch
Bloody hell!
Blunder
Boorish
Brainless waste of space
Bugger
Bullshit
Burro
Butcher
Buttery
Callous
Captain america
Class clown
Cold-blooded
Cow
Crutchhhhhhh!
Cutthroat
Dead skunk
Desert rose
Dexter fakester
Dickhead
Dingbat
Dirty haystack
Dog-eat-dog
Douchebag
Douchecrease
Drum major
Dumb
Dumbo
Feeble
Flippers
Fuckface
Furious
Geezer
Genetically retarded
Greedy
Hard-fisted
Heartless
Hollow head
Imbecile
Impolite
Inhuman
Jerk tard
Kingkong
Loser
Malevolent
Meager
Meaner
Mediocrement
Merciless
Moron
Muggle
Narcissistic
Narrow
Negaton
Niggard
Ninny hammer
Nonsense!
Numbnuts
Oxygen thief
Panda
Pathetic parasite
Penny-pinching
Pinhead
Poker
Pompous
Proud lady
Prude
Puck
Puddle shit
Puny
Racist
Ruthless
Screwy
Scrimpy
Scrotum breathe
Scruffy
Scrutator
Scumbag
Selfish
Shell down cooper
Shit brick
Shitstain
Slow death
Slutty
Stingy
Swamp donkey
Swampy
The mask
The public enemy
Tight-fisted
Tranposo
Trash bin
Tubelight
Twat
Useless
Vice wise
Vomit fondler
Vulgar
Whispy headed noise machine
Window face
shit lod
bitches always in yo bean’s
right on man! so funny!
Grumpypants is another one.