205 Funny Mean Names To Call Someone – Hilarious Insults and Roast Ideas

In every language, there are negative and mean words to call someone just to make them feel inferior. It is common that we know a plenty of positive words to appreciate or motivate someone, but we go blank when we share the negative thoughts about a person or their attitude. Sometimes, we even do not realize that how much we use the negative words and how it can affect our verbal conversation. Too often we get hurt, and we want to name a person with a rude title. Have you ever think of calling people with a mean funny name? I assume, a yes from your side.

It is no wonder that emotions get hurt with bad attitudes, and selfishness. We know that some people are arrogant, and mean with their intentions. People do betray their friends, and family. In response to those rudeness, we call someone with a name that shows their complex thinking, filthy attitudes, weird character and betrayal intentions. You can also give these mean names to someone who has a funny character, or has similar qualities. Here is a list of more than 200+ mean funny names to call people who are not loyal in relationships. These people consider themselves as superior, and are always in hunt for finding weaknesses to insult others.

List of Funny Mean Names to Call Someone

A collection of witty and humorous mean names to tease and roast your friends.

1. Absentminded
2. Always a Mess!
3. Animal
4. Annoying
5. Ass goblin
6. Bacteria
7. Barbarous
8. Barren
9. Bastard
10. Bitch
11. Bloody hell!
12. Blunder
13. Boorish
14. Brainless waste of space
15. Bugger
16. Bullshit
17. Burro
18. Butcher
19. Buttery
20. Callous
21. Captain america
22. Class clown
23. Cold-blooded
24. Cow
25. Crutchhhhhhh!
26. Cutthroat
27. Dead skunk
28. Desert rose
29. Dexter fakester
30. Dickhead
31. Dingbat
32. Dirty haystack
33. Dog-eat-dog
34. Douchebag
35. Douchecrease
36. Drum major
37. Dumb
38. Dumbo
39. Feeble
40. Flippers
41. Fuckface
42. Furious
43. Geezer
44. Genetically retarded
45. Greedy
46. Hard-fisted
47. Heartless
48. Hollow head
49. Imbecile
50. Impolite
51. Inhuman
52. Jerk tard
53. Kingkong
54. Loser
55. Malevolent
56. Meager
57. Meaner
58. Mediocrement
59. Merciless
60. Moron
61. Muggle
62. Narcissistic
63. Narrow
64. Negaton
65. Niggard
66. Ninny hammer
67. Nonsense!
68. Numbnuts
69. Oxygen thief
70. Panda
71. Pathetic parasite
72. Penny-pinching
73. Pinhead
74. Poker
75. Pompous
76. Proud lady
77. Prude
78. Puck
79. Puddle shit
80. Puny
81. Racist
82. Ruthless
83. Screwy
84. Scrimpy
85. Scrotum breathe
86. Scruffy
87. Scrutator
88. Scumbag
89. Selfish
90. Shell down cooper
91. Shit brick
92. Shitstain
93. Slow death
94. Slutty
95. Stingy
96. Swamp donkey
97. Swampy
98. The mask
99. The public enemy
100. Tight-fisted
101. Tranposo
102. Trash bin
103. Tubelight
104. Twat
105. Useless
106. Vice wise
107. Vomit fondler
108. Vulgar
109. Whispy headed noise machine
110. Window face

Animal-Related Witty Names

Here are names inspired by the animal kingdom that add a touch of humor to your interactions.

1. Bullshit
2. Burro
3. Anaconda
4. Dead skunk
5. Panda
6. Swamp donkey
7. Swampy
8. Snake
9. Spider
10. Shark
11. Scorpion
12. Crocodile
13. Bat
14. Komodo dragon
15. Wasp
16. Wolf
17. Alligator
18. Black widow spider
19. Hornet
20. Anaconda
21. Grizzly bear
22. Rattlesnake
23. Hyena
24. Piranha
25. Giant centipede
26. Silly Goose
27. Chatterbox
28. Cuddlebug
29. Monkey Munchkin
30. Goofball
31. Cheeky Chipmunk
32. Fluffy Bunny
33. Wacky Weasel
34. Playful Pup
35. Hooty Owl
36. Squirrelly
37. Quirky Quokka
38. Zany Zebra
39. Giggle Goose
40. Bumbling Bear
41. Clumsy Koala
42. Chuckling Chimpanzee
43. Hilarious Hyena
44. Giddy Giraffe
45. Jolly Jellyfish

Funny Food Names

A delectable selection of funny food-inspired names to call your friends for those light-hearted moments.

1. Cupcake Cutie
2. Muffin Maniac
3. Pretzel Prankster
4. Broccoli Bandit
5. Popsicle Prowler
6. Cheesecake Champion
7. Tater Tots Tornado
8. Kiwi Kid
9. Gummy Bear Guru
10. Churro Chomper
11. Spaghetti Brain
12. Nutty Butter
13. Waffle Whiz
14. Snack Attack
15. Toasted Marshmallow
16. Baconator
17. Pickle Pal
18. Cheesy Puff
19. Sausage Smarty
20. Cookie Monster
21. Popcorn Prince/Princess
22. Cereal Killer
23. Donut Dynamo
24. Nacho Ninja
25. Ice Cream Connoisseur
26. Dumpling Diva
27. Pudding Prodigy
28. Pancake Picasso
29. Taco Titan
30. Sweet Tooth

Funny Profession Names

Discover amusing titles for professionals with a taste for humor and mischief.

1. Chief Fun Officer
2. Master of Mischief
3. Professional Procrastinator
4. CEO (Chief Entertainment Officer)
5. Office Ninja
6. Director of Shenanigans
7. Chief Laughter Engineer
8. Head of Silliness
9. Executive Jokester
10. Chief Slacker
11. Vice President of Pranks
12. Minister of Merriment
13. Chief Goofball
14. Professional Puzzler
15. CEO (Chief Entertainment Organizer)
16. Head of Hilarity
17. Chief Troublemaker
18. Director of Tomfoolery
19. Chief Smiler
20. Minister of Humor

As you see that we have a rude word for almost everyone. Feel free to come up with your own mean names to call someone. The name can resonate with their rude, weird and awkward personality. It is a lot fun too! The best name is still to come when you find out what is the worst quality of a person and why he/she is so mean to you. If the person is your good friend, then make sure you do not hurt his/her sentiments and do this just for fun.