205 Funny Mean Names To Call Someone – Hilarious Insults and Roast Ideas

In every language, there are negative and mean words to call someone just to make them feel inferior. It is common that we know a plenty of positive words to appreciate or motivate someone, but we go blank when we share the negative thoughts about a person or their attitude. Sometimes, we even do not realize that how much we use the negative words and how it can affect our verbal conversation. Too often we get hurt, and we want to name a person with a rude title. Have you ever think of calling people with a mean funny name? I assume, a yes from your side.

It is no wonder that emotions get hurt with bad attitudes, and selfishness. We know that some people are arrogant, and mean with their intentions. People do betray their friends, and family. In response to those rudeness, we call someone with a name that shows their complex thinking, filthy attitudes, weird character and betrayal intentions. You can also give these mean names to someone who has a funny character, or has similar qualities. Here is a list of more than 200+ mean funny names to call people who are not loyal in relationships. These people consider themselves as superior, and are always in hunt for finding weaknesses to insult others.

List of Funny Mean Names to Call Someone

A collection of witty and humorous mean names to tease and roast your friends.

1. 1. Absentminded
   2. Always a Mess!
   3. Animal
   4. Annoying
   5. Ass goblin
   6. Bacteria
   7. Barbarous
   8. Barren
   9. Bastard
   10. Bitch
   11. Bloody hell!
   12. Blunder
   13. Boorish
   14. Brainless waste of space
   15. Bugger
   16. Bullshit
   17. Burro
   18. Butcher
   19. Buttery
   20. Callous
   21. Captain america
   22. Class clown
   23. Cold-blooded

1. Cow
2. Crutchhhhhhh!
3. Cutthroat
4. Dead skunk
5. Desert rose
6. Dexter fakester
7. Dickhead
8. Dingbat
9. Dirty haystack
10. Dog-eat-dog
11. Douchebag
12. Douchecrease
13. Drum major
14. Dumb
15. Dumbo
16. Feeble
17. Flippers
18. Fuckface
19. Furious
20. Geezer
21. Genetically retarded
22. Greedy
23. Hard-fisted
24. Heartless
25. Hollow head
26. Imbecile
27. Impolite
28. Inhuman
29. Jerk tard
30. Kingkong
31. Loser
32. Malevolent
33. Meager
34. Meaner
35. Mediocrement
36. Merciless
37. Moron
38. Muggle
39. Narcissistic
40. Narrow
41. Negaton
42. Niggard
43. Ninny hammer
44. Nonsense!
45. Numbnuts
46. Oxygen thief
47. Panda
48. Pathetic parasite
49. Penny-pinching
50. Pinhead
51. Poker
52. Pompous
53. Proud lady
54. Prude
55. Puck
56. Puddle shit
57. Puny
58. Racist
59. Ruthless
60. Screwy
61. Scrimpy
62. Scrotum breathe
63. Scruffy
64. Scrutator
65. Scumbag
66. Selfish
67. Shell down cooper
68. Shit brick
69. Shitstain
70. Slow death
71. Slutty
72. Stingy
73. Swamp donkey
74. Swampy
75. The mask
76. The public enemy
77. Tight-fisted
78. Tranposo
79. Trash bin
80. Tubelight
81. Twat
82. Useless
83. Vice wise
84. Vomit fondler
85. Vulgar
86. Whispy headed noise machine
87. Window face

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Animal-Related Witty Names

Here are names inspired by the animal kingdom that add a touch of humor to your interactions.

1. Bullshit
2. Burro
3. Anaconda
4. Dead skunk
5. Panda
6. Swamp donkey
7. Swampy
8. Snake
9. Spider
10. Shark
11. Scorpion
12. Crocodile
13. Bat
14. Komodo dragon
15. Wasp
16. Wolf
17. Alligator
18. Black widow spider
19. Hornet
20. Anaconda
21. Grizzly bear
22. Rattlesnake
23. Hyena
24. Piranha
25. Giant centipede
26. Silly Goose
27. Chatterbox
28. Cuddlebug
29. Monkey Munchkin
30. Goofball
31. Cheeky Chipmunk
32. Fluffy Bunny
33. Wacky Weasel
34. Playful Pup
35. Hooty Owl
36. Squirrelly
37. Quirky Quokka
38. Zany Zebra
39. Giggle Goose
40. Bumbling Bear
41. Clumsy Koala
42. Chuckling Chimpanzee
43. Hilarious Hyena
44. Giddy Giraffe
45. Jolly Jellyfish

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Funny Food Names

A delectable selection of funny food-inspired names to call your friends for those light-hearted moments.

1. Cupcake Cutie
2. Muffin Maniac
3. Pretzel Prankster
4. Broccoli Bandit
5. Popsicle Prowler
6. Cheesecake Champion
7. Tater Tots Tornado
8. Kiwi Kid
9. Gummy Bear Guru
10. Churro Chomper
11. Spaghetti Brain
12. Nutty Butter
13. Waffle Whiz
14. Snack Attack
15. Toasted Marshmallow
16. Baconator
17. Pickle Pal
18. Cheesy Puff
19. Sausage Smarty
20. Cookie Monster
21. Popcorn Prince/Princess
22. Cereal Killer
23. Donut Dynamo
24. Nacho Ninja
25. Ice Cream Connoisseur
26. Dumpling Diva
27. Pudding Prodigy
28. Pancake Picasso
29. Taco Titan
30. Sweet Tooth

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Funny Profession Names

Discover amusing titles for professionals with a taste for humor and mischief.

1. Chief Fun Officer
2. Master of Mischief
3. Professional Procrastinator
4. CEO (Chief Entertainment Officer)
5. Office Ninja
6. Director of Shenanigans
7. Chief Laughter Engineer
8. Head of Silliness
9. Executive Jokester
10. Chief Slacker
11. Vice President of Pranks
12. Minister of Merriment
13. Chief Goofball
14. Professional Puzzler
15. CEO (Chief Entertainment Organizer)
16. Head of Hilarity
17. Chief Troublemaker
18. Director of Tomfoolery
19. Chief Smiler
20. Minister of Humor

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As you see that we have a rude word for almost everyone. Feel free to come up with your own mean names to call someone. The name can resonate with their rude, weird and awkward personality. It is a lot fun too! The best name is still to come when you find out what is the worst quality of a person and why he/she is so mean to you. If the person is your good friend, then make sure you do not hurt his/her sentiments and do this just for fun.